poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.